MVHS Staff

Mission is banning phone usage permanently!

Next month, Mission Viejo High School will implement signal jammers across the school.      There have been a number of issues regarding technology in our school;...

The Ultimate Crossover

 To all of the fantasy fanatics, Walt Disney Studios and Warner Bros. Pictures have decided to make the perfect crossover movie. Between the franchises...

Tagalong… In Prison

     We all know about the delicious cookies that we get once a year. I hate to tell everyone, but eating these pieces...

Mr. Fukuda: A Science Teacher With Secrets in His Coffin?

 A group of bats has been spotted not one, but multiple times, circling around Fukuda’s door when dusk hits. For many years, the suspicions...

OUR LAST ISSUE

     Today, April 2nd, marks an inconsolable day for Mission Viejo High School; our stronghold of a newspaper, The Diablo Dispatch, a publication that’s existed...

Mr. Zides Mistaken for Chinese Spy Balloon

     Mission Viejo High School’s very own assistant principal, Michael Zides, was shot down last weekend after being mistaken as a spy balloon. Yes, everybody's...

English is Not Red

  To everyone who says that English is the color red… you are wrong. How can English possibly be red when it is clearly green?...

Circle Waffle Supremacy

    Running late to school?... grab a waffle. To make an Eggo waffle all you need is a microwave or a toaster. The Eggo is...