Satire

Mr. Zides Mistaken for Chinese Spy Balloon

     Mission Viejo High School’s very own assistant principal, Michael Zides, was shot down last weekend after being mistaken as a spy balloon. Yes, everybody's...

Dinosaur Fossil Find Shuts Down MVHS Campus

Mission Viejo High School will be closing for a year due to the recently discovered dinosaur bones at the farm. ...

Ground breaks on the ‘Diablo Dome’ in June

     At a recent County board meeting the mayors of each OC city had a vote to build Under Armour’s ‘Diablo Dome,’ a football/soccer dome...

Mission unveils new cafeteria in collaboration with Starbucks

          Our very own Mission Viejo High School is finally opening up an indoor cafeteria! And, even better, the cafeteria will be sponsored by Starbucks.       The...