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The Ultimate Crossover

 To all of the fantasy fanatics, Walt Disney Studios and Warner Bros. Pictures have decided to make the perfect crossover movie. Between the franchises...

Tagalong… In Prison

     We all know about the delicious cookies that we get once a year. I hate to tell everyone, but eating these pieces...

SaddleCrack School District switching to AI Teachers

The 21st century is starting to look more and more like a science fiction film everyday, and our school is no exception to these...

Mr. Fukuda: A Science Teacher With Secrets in His Coffin?

 A group of bats has been spotted not one, but multiple times, circling around Fukuda’s door when dusk hits. For many years, the suspicions...

This Year’s Prom Revealed to be Held At Family Restaurant Chuck E Cheese

      It has been revealed that prom will be held at Chuck E Cheese, a place fun for the whole family and...

Titanic II: The Best Movie To Come Out of the Twenty-First Century

     Moving. Attention-Grasping. Astonishing. These words alone show the magnificence of  the revolutionary Titanic mockbuster Titanic II, where the stakes are raised to the extreme...

OUR LAST ISSUE

     Today, April 2nd, marks an inconsolable day for Mission Viejo High School; our stronghold of a newspaper, The Diablo Dispatch, a publication that’s existed...

Mr. Zides Mistaken for Chinese Spy Balloon

     Mission Viejo High School’s very own assistant principal, Michael Zides, was shot down last weekend after being mistaken as a spy balloon. Yes, everybody's...

Dinosaur Fossil Find Shuts Down MVHS Campus

Mission Viejo High School will be closing for a year due to the recently discovered dinosaur bones at the farm. ...

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What would happen if we see a rematch in the 2024 election?

     Millions of people across America are feeling a very specific way; a feeling that can only be expressed as ‘needing a bigger boat.’ Relief...

Color Guard Isn’t Just a Sport — It’s a Family.

Color guard is so much more than throwing rifles and flags around. They have practices more than some sports around campus, and they never...

Valentine’s Day: What is so good about it anyway!?

Valentine’s Day is celebrated by 57% of people of all ages across the nation. The day is about lovey-dovey couples, sweet things for your...

Black History Month; Our American Story

The story of Black History Month begins in the early 1900s, about forty years after the US abolition of...

Awards Show Rundown

     In the year of 2024, there were many influential movies, television shows, actors, and artists. As January and February roll around, awards...

Puka Nacua: This Rookie Deserves a Cookie

 Oxford Languages defines the word determined as “having made a firm decision and being resolved not to change it.”      Makea “Puka” Nacua is the very...

Willy Wonka and His Chocolate Factory

The new hit movie, Wonka has flown off the charts, topping the box office for the third time since its first release. Many are...

“Modern Love”: Dating with the Teens of Today

     Cupid bows and teddy bears and chocolate hearts, oh my! With Valentine’s Day rapidly approaching, you’re sure to see more of your fellow high...

Opinion: Leave The G.R.W.M.s to The Grown-Ups

       Just like how the young generation of the 2010s was hooked on flip phone lipgloss and neon hair extensions, the youth of today has...